bri’s Reviews > The Serpent and the Wolf > Status Update

pulling a rowan whitethorn okurrrr

"she never told him that she would stay."
no its fine maybe just KISS THE KNIFE BEDORE YOU GUT ME NEXT TIME

im SCARED im TERRIFIED im SHAKING

if she dont STOP and just LET THIS MAN LOVE HER i swear to god

“What a feat, to only ever get a woman half undressed.”
“Come over here and I'll rectify the situation,”

THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT HAHSHSHHSH

he ain't performing girl HE IS SMITTEN

"As I told you, you underestimate how much I enjoyed that" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

" you don't hate me...AND I CERTAINLY DON'T HATE YOU" GAGGGGEDDDD

"I'm not the vengeful type" hehehehehe kicking my feet rn

im sorry call me traditional but i am a SUCKER for the whole "my wife" trope