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I Think We Should All Die Rn

Lu Wancheng in the bottom bunk: would you still love me if I was a worm
Lin Qingyu in the top bunk: please for the love of god go to sleep

That scene in Princess Mononoke where she’s like “IM GONNA KILL YOU IM GONNA SLIT YR THROAT” and he’s like “You’re so beautiful 🥺” is literally Qingyu and Wancheng

God please take all of Lu Wancheng’s sickness and pain and give it to Elon Musk

Wancheng: I fell asleep while I was waiting for you to make me a sandwich 😊

Qingyu: Go back to sleep… AND STARVE