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Someone’s being a lil overdramaticccccccccc (Hint: it’s not me)
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Words cannot adequately describe how much I don’t care about these main characters. Plus this spicy scene has gone on for so long and is so cliche and boring that I wouldn’t notice if one of them died in the scene…

Socially stunted virgin miraculously knows how to give a p***star standard BJ with all the ‘tricks’, but doesn’t know how to sext?! Be so fr right now 🙄

I don’t believe these characters.

Ughhhhh. Why is this so tiring?

I don’t understand how she can be *that* socially stunted?! But also, girl, people don’t have to be texting you 24/7 to show they like you.

I reeeeeeeeeeally hope that the fact the MMC gives the FMC the nickname ‘Killer’, does not directly correlate to how shit the book is (ask me why I think that).