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Alex is 85% done

Someone’s being a lil overdramaticccccccccc (Hint: it’s not me)
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— Feb 18, 2026 02:47AM

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Alex is 77% done

Omfg. EVERYONE SUCKS HERE.

— Feb 17, 2026 01:39AM

Alex is 75% done

Words cannot adequately describe how much I don’t care about these main characters. Plus this spicy scene has gone on for so long and is so cliche and boring that I wouldn’t notice if one of them died in the scene…

— Feb 17, 2026 12:30AM

Alex is 70% done

Socially stunted virgin miraculously knows how to give a p***star standard BJ with all the ‘tricks’, but doesn’t know how to sext?! Be so fr right now 🙄

— Feb 15, 2026 02:11AM

Alex is 66% done

I don’t believe these characters.

— Feb 15, 2026 01:41AM

Alex is 51% done

Ughhhhh. Why is this so tiring?

— Feb 13, 2026 03:14PM

Alex is 43% done

I don’t understand how she can be *that* socially stunted?! But also, girl, people don’t have to be texting you 24/7 to show they like you.

— Feb 12, 2026 12:21AM

Alex is 43% done

— Feb 10, 2026 06:11PM

Alex is 11% done

I reeeeeeeeeeally hope that the fact the MMC gives the FMC the nickname ‘Killer’, does not directly correlate to how shit the book is (ask me why I think that).

— Feb 06, 2026 10:34PM

Alex is 6% done

— Feb 05, 2026 11:31PM