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Blake Barton
is on page 124 of 476
I’ve visualized putting a gun to the roof of my mouth every other page.
— Feb 17, 2026 06:18AM
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Blake Barton
is on page 307 of 476
“I’m naming them after the Beatles. The British rock group.”
I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you so much I hate this book it’s so awful I hate you I hate you I hate you
— Feb 18, 2026 09:20AM
I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you so much I hate this book it’s so awful I hate you I hate you I hate you
Blake Barton
is on page 233 of 476
Book version of lowering the rim and pretending you’re Lebron for hours.
— Feb 18, 2026 07:35AM
Blake Barton
is on page 156 of 476
Cut it out with the goddamn exclamation points
— Feb 17, 2026 12:18PM
