Status Update

Melany is 88% done

“I’m a weak man” THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY

— Feb 17, 2026 08:14AM

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Melany’s Previous Updates

Melany is 94% done

“They aren’t coming” cinema

— Feb 17, 2026 03:24PM

Melany is 80% done

idk how bridge 4 will recover from this

— Feb 16, 2026 09:32AM

Melany is 68% done

“I’m sorry I drove you to suicide, have some bread”

— Feb 13, 2026 08:15AM

Melany is 60% done

I hate when a priest falls in love with me and gives me GREEN JAM

— Feb 12, 2026 08:11AM

Melany is 42% done

can’t remember your dead wife’s face, but can remember your brother’s widow down to the tea. GIRL UR MESSYYY

— Feb 10, 2026 08:46AM

Melany is 21% done

do NOT let szeth son-son and Dalinar meet omg

— Feb 04, 2026 07:56AM

Melany is 15% done

a doctor, slave, and warrior. Give this man a break omfg

— Feb 03, 2026 10:32AM

Melany is 2% done

THAT WAS THE PROLOGUE???? THIS IS GOING TO HAVE MAJOR CONSEQUENCES OH NO

— Jan 30, 2026 11:35AM

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