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“I have no name but yours, Tana. I am your faithful guardian and protector, nothing more, nothing less. I am your door, and I love you.”
— Feb 17, 2026 02:56PM
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Mia
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“Your wish is my command. Now and always, in any body I can give you.”
— Feb 17, 2026 04:14PM
Mia
is on page 65 of 80
“Kinda glad about that, honestly - I’m a fan of your knob” ahaha wtf what a freak
— Feb 17, 2026 04:11PM
Mia
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”My beautiful Tana, how I’ve missed you. I’d die for you a thousand times to live this moment.”
— Feb 17, 2026 04:05PM
Mia
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Should be “ I held open my arms gingerly” not “ I held open his arms gingerly”
— Feb 17, 2026 03:34PM
Mia
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“Right. Okay. Well, I’m either about to get more kinky than I ever thought I could, or I’m kissing not-a-frog with not-my-lips and breaking some kinda weird curse.”
— Feb 17, 2026 03:21PM
Mia
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“ if I hadn’t already been made of wood, I’d be stiff as a board at the site”
— Feb 17, 2026 03:15PM
Mia
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“A favour, huh? So, what, do you want me to oil your hinges?”
— Feb 17, 2026 03:06PM
Mia
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He’s actually kind of sweet.
I like the references to the gods/clarification he’s a dryad, not just a door, but his conception was not something I wanted to envision 😅😂
— Feb 16, 2026 06:20AM
I like the references to the gods/clarification he’s a dryad, not just a door, but his conception was not something I wanted to envision 😅😂
