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Kat was raised by a haunted house, maybe filled with bees and lasers? I can’t figure out why she swings between catatonic and mega-bitch.
— Feb 17, 2026 05:24PM
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Oh this dude left her at the altar? That’s crazy why didn’t we know this at the beginning? And she has to share an office with this dude? And he used to steal Silas’s pies in Afghanistan?! Kat is definitely a maniac but this Evan guy is like a fungal infection personified.
— Feb 17, 2026 08:12PM
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I think I empathize more with the “douchebag” ex than with Kat. He was right to get out, prob saved his life. But hey I’m only partway in, maybe she kills him and wears him like a suit in the end
— Feb 17, 2026 05:29PM
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Kat just screamed SYNERGY because her ex presented it in a power point and she hates/loves him still.
— Feb 17, 2026 05:27PM
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Kat has just assaulted a nurse who is trying to help a bleeding mid-panic attack Silas. She literally grabs this woman’s arm (assault, whoops) and flings her away screaming.
— Feb 17, 2026 05:26PM

