Sarah Himmel > Recent Status Updates

What the hell is happening right now. Ehhhhhhhh

“Why does hurting her make my cock so hard?”

WHAT IN THE TOXIC BULLSHIT IS THIS

He knows astronomy, could he be any more perfect?

What does that even mean what are these criteria

Ugh I hate to keep reading but I might as well

This man is UNHINGED

I can’t do this anymore I’m on like chapter 17 and she’s basically trapped in the house and Sean is about to rape her? I’m sorry cyan I can’t do it anymore LYLAS but no

Lock the door. Set the house on fire.

Oh fuck these guys

Get outta there!!!!

I want to murder Sean.

W HAT is happening

Run them over with your car!!!!!

Gas lighting! Gas lighting!

Any minute now…. I know it’s going to happen…. I’m going to be so vindicated when it happens… she’s going to get sex trafficked.

I think Quinn may be the dumbest character I’ve ever read

This is hilarious

Jordan is literally the worst

Does he own an embroidery machine? Why is everything embroidered?
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This is WILD and I love it

This is one of the most romantic books I’ve ever read and still explosions!! Sexy times! Beard! Competence!!!!!!!

God this book is friggin long

30 year old virgin obsessed with guy she *almost* kissed when she was 14 now working as his gardener while he tries to write a novel…. Could be horror, could be romance- perhaps set up of cautionary tale lifetime movie.