Sarah Himmel > Recent Status Updates

Julia kinda sucks

Oh this dude left her at the altar? That’s crazy why didn’t we know this at the beginning? And she has to share an office with this dude? And he used to steal Silas’s pies in Afghanistan?! Kat is definitely a maniac but this Evan guy is like a fungal infection personified.

I think I empathize more with the “douchebag” ex than with Kat. He was right to get out, prob saved his life. But hey I’m only partway in, maybe she kills him and wears him like a suit in the end

Kat just screamed SYNERGY because her ex presented it in a power point and she hates/loves him still.

Kat has just assaulted a nurse who is trying to help a bleeding mid-panic attack Silas. She literally grabs this woman’s arm (assault, whoops) and flings her away screaming.

Kat was raised by a haunted house, maybe filled with bees and lasers? I can’t figure out why she swings between catatonic and mega-bitch.

There’s something wrong with Kat

But marriage meant commitment, and he was already committed to vengeance.

What the hell is happening right now. Ehhhhhhhh

“Why does hurting her make my cock so hard?”

WHAT IN THE TOXIC BULLSHIT IS THIS

He knows astronomy, could he be any more perfect?

What does that even mean what are these criteria

Ugh I hate to keep reading but I might as well

This man is UNHINGED

I can’t do this anymore I’m on like chapter 17 and she’s basically trapped in the house and Sean is about to rape her? I’m sorry cyan I can’t do it anymore LYLAS but no

Lock the door. Set the house on fire.

Oh fuck these guys

Get outta there!!!!

I want to murder Sean.

W HAT is happening

Run them over with your car!!!!!

Gas lighting! Gas lighting!

Any minute now…. I know it’s going to happen…. I’m going to be so vindicated when it happens… she’s going to get sex trafficked.

I think Quinn may be the dumbest character I’ve ever read

This is hilarious

Jordan is literally the worst

Does he own an embroidery machine? Why is everything embroidered?
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This is WILD and I love it

This is one of the most romantic books I’ve ever read and still explosions!! Sexy times! Beard! Competence!!!!!!!

God this book is friggin long