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Wouter van Noort
is 78% done
"Understood," said the doctor with a smile.
"We'll prescribe you a cat." Meow.
— 13 hours, 46 min ago
"We'll prescribe you a cat." Meow.
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Wouter van Noort
is 59% done
"So," continued the doctor, "let's go for an aggressive treatment and prescribe you a strong cat. I'll give you a two-week dose, so make sure you take it regularly."
— Feb 18, 2026 05:27AM
Wouter van Noort
is 46% done
Meow, meow, meow.
Plugging his ears or pressing his pillow over his head was useless. Unable to stand it any longer, he threw off his blanket. How many times had he gotten up already?
— Feb 18, 2026 12:17AM
Plugging his ears or pressing his pillow over his head was useless. Unable to stand it any longer, he threw off his blanket. How many times had he gotten up already?
Wouter van Noort
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East of Takoyakushi Street, south of Tominokoji Street, west of Rokkaku Street, north of Fuyacho Street, Nakagyō Ward, Kyoto.
— Feb 17, 2026 02:30PM
Wouter van Noort
is 14% done
"I see," said the doctor. Then he broke into another smile.
"We'll prescribe you a cat. Let's keep an eye on your condition."
— Feb 17, 2026 09:16AM
"We'll prescribe you a cat. Let's keep an eye on your condition."
