hana’s Reviews > Knocking Boots > Status Update
hana
is 90% done
oh she’s pregnant now huh? the best infertile chick is pregnant with his baby now HUH?! oh, yeah, oh CONGRATAFUCKINLATIONS.
oh that one time worked huh?
guess he has super swimmers huh??
guess you’re gonna settle down together the moment I open the book again HUH?!
— Feb 18, 2026 04:12PM
oh that one time worked huh?
guess he has super swimmers huh??
guess you’re gonna settle down together the moment I open the book again HUH?!
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hana’s Previous Updates
hana
is 50% done
So if it’s so big that you cat wrap your hand around it…
Babe I’m worried (I was literally using my hand to try and gauge the size, it is NOT normal)
— Feb 15, 2026 06:53PM
Babe I’m worried (I was literally using my hand to try and gauge the size, it is NOT normal)
