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Oh my god he’s so aggravating.

WHY ARE ALL THE ANIMALS DYING IN HORRIFIC WAYS

Who has time to get beaten up by crabs at a time like this?

“You know when your mom wants some peace and quiet, so she gives you more Tylenol than you really need?”
“No”
“Oh.”

“You don’t look good”
“That’s genetic— I have ugly parents”

Like why is there a full grown deer in a vet office right now

THEY JUST LEFT THE OTHER DOG TO DIE?!

I just know his dentist is impressed with his oral hygiene

Of course it’s not gonna be fixed if you didn’t even close the stupid box