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HAHA i wanna quote this so bad

how heavy is a wig projectile that it makes not only an audible sound but a loud sound when it hits its target

theres a gabby petito reference here that feels apt but also a bit too soon?

im picturing this animated in a bobs burgers style

the unbidden thoughts are pronouncing "underfed" in my head as a past tense form of "underf" instead of "under-fed"