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Seri
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I’m not even sure why these two aren’t together yet. It feels draggy. Idk. She’s accepted him. And he’s head over heels for her. There’s no reason why he doesn’t know where she lives and why they haven’t “crossed that final line” cough cough.
— Feb 19, 2026 04:00PM
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Seri
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Cherry’s a feisty little cutie pie that stands up for herself beautifully. But why tf is Dante so horny, lol?
— Feb 19, 2026 01:12PM
Seri
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She says:
“What if after two days you don’t like me? What if the way I snore keeps you up at night?”
His response:
“I like the sound of your heartbeat. If your snoring is truly so ferocious then I’ll focus on that.”
AHHHHHH I literally replayed this exchange four times!!! Cuteeeeee
— Feb 19, 2026 09:49AM
“What if after two days you don’t like me? What if the way I snore keeps you up at night?”
His response:
“I like the sound of your heartbeat. If your snoring is truly so ferocious then I’ll focus on that.”
AHHHHHH I literally replayed this exchange four times!!! Cuteeeeee
Seri
is 8% done
I read the first 2 in the series back in November of last year. It was memorable as I swiftly slipped back into this story even 4 months later!
— Feb 19, 2026 04:57AM
