jessa⠀ ࣪˖⁩’s Reviews > Jade City > Status Update

‘There he sat, blood-spattered and reeking of fire smoke, eating a bowl of cereal after having led a massacre.’ ily my himbo hilo…

‘“Should I ever be disloyal to my brother, may I die by the blade. Should I ever fail to come to the aid of my brother, may I die by the blade. Should I ever seek personal gain at the expense of my brother, may I die by the blade.” He bowed low, touching his forehead to the carpet. “On my honor, my life, and my jade.”’

hey bro, vibe check! *starts beating the shit out of you.* whoa, bro, you put up a pretty good fight. it’s cool that you’re gay. i know a lot of good gay people. *continues beating the shit out of you.*

i love hilo and anden’s dynamic lmfaooo

this!! is why i read!!!

‘It was terrible enough that the Twice Lucky had been shamed, that the restaurant’s kitchen had harbored jade thieves, but for the two boys to be publicly slain right next to the buffet dessert table’ HAHA