Mia Jacobs’s Reviews > Return of the Jedi > Status Update

“And this memory brought a wave of other memories with it. Memories of brotherhood, and home. His dear wife. The freedom of deep space. Obi-Wan.” HIS DEAR WIFE OH GOD SOMEONE KILL ME

actually no way is anakin calling himself hot are we serious

“He didn’t understand, not an iota—didn’t understand her, or himself, or his topsy-turvy feelings, or women, or the universe.” me neither bro it’s okay

Luke might be a Jedi, and have the control and patience of a Jedi, but we also need to recognize that he is a 22 year old farm boy from the middle of nowhere like I fear we forget this too often

oh so that’s a slur actually 😀

I’m trying so hard to finish this bro how do I still have 100 pages left

Yoda couldn’t deal with another Skywalker kid’s shit so he literally just died 😭 | the inconsistency of some of these details man this is killing me

tell me why that chapter was actually 30 pages long

you are actually shitting my dick right now THE MUSIC STYLE IS CALLED JIZZ???