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“And this memory brought a wave of other memories with it. Memories of brotherhood, and home. His dear wife. The freedom of deep space. Obi-Wan.” HIS DEAR WIFE OH GOD SOMEONE KILL ME
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Mia Jacobs
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actually no way is anakin calling himself hot are we serious
— 15 hours, 2 min ago
Mia Jacobs
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“He didn’t understand, not an iota—didn’t understand her, or himself, or his topsy-turvy feelings, or women, or the universe.” me neither bro it’s okay
— Feb 18, 2026 11:22PM
Mia Jacobs
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Luke might be a Jedi, and have the control and patience of a Jedi, but we also need to recognize that he is a 22 year old farm boy from the middle of nowhere like I fear we forget this too often
— Feb 18, 2026 05:52PM
Mia Jacobs
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I’m trying so hard to finish this bro how do I still have 100 pages left
— Feb 18, 2026 05:20PM
Mia Jacobs
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Yoda couldn’t deal with another Skywalker kid’s shit so he literally just died 😭 | the inconsistency of some of these details man this is killing me
— Feb 15, 2026 01:59AM
Mia Jacobs
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tell me why that chapter was actually 30 pages long
— Feb 14, 2026 08:13PM
Mia Jacobs
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you are actually shitting my dick right now THE MUSIC STYLE IS CALLED JIZZ???
— Feb 11, 2026 07:25PM
