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Man I really hope rocky makes it

How are they gonna get out of this pickle?

Every single character is just a stereotypical representation of whatever country they’re from. I’ve never seen such shitty character descriptions… the Russian drinks vodka, the Chinese has an accent, the Canadian is overly friendly and positive. How freaking dumb is this author??

Does rocky not have anything to offer the human in terms of personality and culture?? Like he just mimics grace the whole time and doesn’t bring any of his own planet’s gestures to the table? That makes no sense.
Don’t get me wrong, I love him. He’s adorable 10000%. But the concept is poor. Besides the metaphysical differences of the planets, you’d expect the alien to have something else to offer right??

Omg house call, cuuute.

Dang it. I was following all of the science talk the whole time until this last chapter.. that was too dense.

Rocky just wants someone to watch him sleep. Awwww

This is 10000x better since Rocky joined the crew

You’ve been a bad alien cylinder
You need a time out.

I hate hate hate this guy. Insufferable.