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“What do villains call it when a woman threatens to rot her enemies from the inside?”
“Foreplay”

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“If you want vengeance, I’ll help you take it. If you want to curse his lands until nothing grows for a hundred years, I’ll teach you how. If you want his head on a pike outside our gates, I have several available.”
“And if I choose mercy?”
He sighed dramatically. “Then I suppose I’ll have to live with it.”


I am obsessed with him I really am 😂

I’m seriously obsessed with this it’s so funny to me

“All I new was that I wasn’t letting her go, even if I had to go to war to keep her”
LETS GOOOO MEGAMIND