liz’s Reviews > The Dark Lord's Guide to Dating - and Other War Crimes > Status Update
liz
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I’m seriously obsessed with this it’s so funny to me
“All I new was that I wasn’t letting her go, even if I had to go to war to keep her”
LETS GOOOO MEGAMIND
— Feb 26, 2026 04:03AM
“All I new was that I wasn’t letting her go, even if I had to go to war to keep her”
LETS GOOOO MEGAMIND
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liz
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“What do villains call it when a woman threatens to rot her enemies from the inside?”
“Foreplay”
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— Mar 02, 2026 09:23AM
“Foreplay”
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liz
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“If you want vengeance, I’ll help you take it. If you want to curse his lands until nothing grows for a hundred years, I’ll teach you how. If you want his head on a pike outside our gates, I have several available.”
“And if I choose mercy?”
He sighed dramatically. “Then I suppose I’ll have to live with it.”
I am obsessed with him I really am 😂
— Feb 27, 2026 07:22PM
“And if I choose mercy?”
He sighed dramatically. “Then I suppose I’ll have to live with it.”
I am obsessed with him I really am 😂
liz
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Have any of you ever wanted to fuck Megamind? If so do I have the book for you…
— Feb 21, 2026 07:22PM
