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Callum Porter
is 50% done
Bitches be like "If I don't use the proper bronze alloy on my mud vats the incantation rings will be inscribed perpendicular to my original calculations. I must create a clone self, but not without the proper intangible wefting measures or else the material world will become out of sink with the interdicting planes"
But then get distracted because they hate the MC so much they seethe and fuck the entire thing up.
— Feb 24, 2026 03:34AM
But then get distracted because they hate the MC so much they seethe and fuck the entire thing up.
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Callum Porter
is 40% done
Immediately more entertaining. I'm not sure if the different perspective is what's giving the story some life, the lack of Nathan who was a rather boring character, or a combination of the two.
Including the villain as a perspective character was an entertaining choice.
— Feb 16, 2026 03:27AM
Including the villain as a perspective character was an entertaining choice.
Callum Porter
is 10% done
The book starts with some assassins doing a bunch of smack and getting stuck in a tunnel while a tiny woman cleans them.
It seems more structured, with chapter titles and such.
The Epilogue name is a spoiler though, I don't get what Pheby's obsession with putting character deaths in titles and summaries is.
— Jan 29, 2026 03:08AM
It seems more structured, with chapter titles and such.
The Epilogue name is a spoiler though, I don't get what Pheby's obsession with putting character deaths in titles and summaries is.
Callum Porter
is starting
Don't read the plot summary of this book, it literally spoils the ending of the first one
— Jan 28, 2026 02:53AM



Lmaoooooo