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”To the gremlin girls,
I would like to tell you something inspiring,
but the truth is, when life closes a door for us,
it doesn’t always open a window.
The good news is:
That’s what bricks are for.”
oh I like this dedication
— Feb 24, 2026 04:10PM
I would like to tell you something inspiring,
but the truth is, when life closes a door for us,
it doesn’t always open a window.
The good news is:
That’s what bricks are for.”
oh I like this dedication
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Zala
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“I never cared about the money,” she snaps. Then she swipes the coins from my hand anyway. “That’s a lie. Give me that.”
— Feb 26, 2026 09:49PM
Zala
is 40% done
”He could bring down the empire.”
“Don’t I know it.” I all but dance through the doorway, into the harsh winter daylight, and tip him a mock salute in dismissal. “Good thing I’m on my way out.”
girl how? you didn’t figure out anything
— Feb 26, 2026 02:34PM
“Don’t I know it.” I all but dance through the doorway, into the harsh winter daylight, and tip him a mock salute in dismissal. “Good thing I’m on my way out.”
girl how? you didn’t figure out anything
Zala
is 28% done
“Think he knows how to swim in those irons?” I ask Poldi.
Poldi and I wait a moment, watching the river. The surface doesn’t break.
“Doesn’t look like it,” he hisses.
I give it another beat or two, then turn and head back inside. “Eh. He’ll figure it out. Hopefully before the waterfall. Let’s go get you some mead.”
— Feb 26, 2026 02:16PM
Poldi and I wait a moment, watching the river. The surface doesn’t break.
“Doesn’t look like it,” he hisses.
I give it another beat or two, then turn and head back inside. “Eh. He’ll figure it out. Hopefully before the waterfall. Let’s go get you some mead.”
Zala
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”I can do what she never did, not all the times her mother had too much mead and struck out because I was just there, not when Irmgard had me whipped for nothing, not even once.
I can save her. Like she never saved me.”
— Feb 26, 2026 02:05PM
I can save her. Like she never saved me.”

