eesha’s Reviews > Starling House > Status Update

finished the audiobook with nine minutes of my hold to spare. rtc when i’m not insane perhaps

has anyone else thought abt the orpheus&eurydice implications of this. i feel like im going fucking crazy bonkers.

i leave all my assets to miss opal jewel starling i feel sick arthur ur will is making me sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! where the fuck are you i need opal to hit you and then kiss you because you’re a STUPID FUCK and you need to be WIFED UP IMMEDIATELY!

im already down for the count and then you say "when i try to picture [mom's] face it all goes blurry. and all i see is you"?????????? this conversation was already making me so emotional eldest daughters make me so violently ill. alix e harrow you will PAY for this

i dont know what the HELL is happening but ALL i know is that we are SO FUCKED!

HE GETS THE DREAMS TOO??????? oh we’re so fucked jasper you NEED to leave for stonewood academy or whatever it’s called get OUTTT of town come on now

free my bisexual king arthur starling from purgatory (eden, kentucky)

i keep screaming im GOING to get a noise complaint this shit is making me CRAZYYYY i love fucked up house stories

need a man covered in blood and tears to kiss me after i tell him joyfully that he looks like shit, both of us high off the adrenaline of almost dying ….the screaming that’s happening as i listen to the audiobook in this empty hotel room rn.

finally reached the point in the audiobook + w my other reads that i can officially mark it on my currently reading guilt free yayy. arthur starling when i get my hands on you im going to WIFE YOU UP. it’s 4 fucking am and my jaw DROPPED at the drawing AND then DROPPED FURTHER at the this is the face of a man who’s starving kneeling at my feet part. and then he swallows all his hunger up like okay. IM ILL.