Matilda’s Reviews > Haunting Adeline > Status Update

this shit is taking me out man I’ve been sick of the pregnancy talk this whole time and now he just said “if I become a daddy you become a mommy” and I just knowwwww it’s supposed to be charming instead of UTTERLY REPUGNANT. Also every time he calls her baby I gag this shit is so cringy like this man really fucks me off I’m sorry but literally shut up

Omfggg he just rescued this girl and she’s like “will you be my daddy” like shut up shut up shut uppppp this dialogue is so unrealistic like he just chirped at the ‘fbi’ agent “I hope you don’t mind shutting out teeth because you’re about to eat them” after the other guy said “get in the car before I accidentally smash your head off the car on the way in” as if either of those are good insults

Tbh I just wanna get through this so I can move onto one of my pirate romances why tf does it have to have 600 pages

Omggg why is this random girl who just happens to kill people here?! I know I’m not reading this book for realism, but come on!!! Enough with this shit. Also I just knowww this author thinks she’s top shit. Like, the way she writes is so pretentious. We get it, the mmc thinks god is a woman. That a woman doesn’t deserve to be assaulted bc of what she’s wearing. Actions speak louder than words tho bro

Idk how I feel about this book to be totally honest

I love a simile but man does this author overuse them

This man is so cringy every time I have to read his pov it kills another brain cell …………… I can’t STAND him AND his god complex