Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~’s Reviews > Balefire > Status Update

This character is the epitome of the "why won't you die" meme. 😂🤣

“Hey you! We ain’t afraid of you, you arse-faced prick! I’ve seen scarier things in the privy!”

Haven't we all?

Stupid work interrupting my reading time. Who needs to afford things anyway?

“Did you hear that, Griffin? They don’t even have electricity,” I said smugly. “I, for one, have always been in favor of modern progress."

And I'm the queen of the Shire.