Caitlin’s Reviews > The Martian > Status Update

Who wants to go on an unexpected roller coaster ride of death? Sucks, the rover’s crashing anyway. Try not to die. 🫣

Houston, we have a problem. Again. Oh wait, they didn’t get that message 😐

WOOP WOOP GO RICH PURNELL (no one likes you Teddy)

I want more of Tim

I love EVERYTHING about this book. Mark is absolutely hilarious. Tim is my spirit animal. Jack is a genius. This book is everything I hoped and more so far.
“We’re staring at this black screen because it’s way more interesting than pictures from Mars.” - Tim

I knew I would love this book, and so far I am far from disappointed 🥰