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Zala
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”Traders frequently get stuck in Minkja while Ungra or Östr heckle the empire over the more profitable border crossings; sometimes the merchants decide, for whatever reason, that they like it here, and settle down.”
oh there’s the hungary and austria
— Feb 25, 2026 08:16PM
oh there’s the hungary and austria
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Zala
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”He could bring down the empire.”
“Don’t I know it.” I all but dance through the doorway, into the harsh winter daylight, and tip him a mock salute in dismissal. “Good thing I’m on my way out.”
girl how? you didn’t figure out anything
— 6 hours, 58 min ago
“Don’t I know it.” I all but dance through the doorway, into the harsh winter daylight, and tip him a mock salute in dismissal. “Good thing I’m on my way out.”
girl how? you didn’t figure out anything
Zala
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“Think he knows how to swim in those irons?” I ask Poldi.
Poldi and I wait a moment, watching the river. The surface doesn’t break.
“Doesn’t look like it,” he hisses.
I give it another beat or two, then turn and head back inside. “Eh. He’ll figure it out. Hopefully before the waterfall. Let’s go get you some mead.”
— 7 hours, 17 min ago
Poldi and I wait a moment, watching the river. The surface doesn’t break.
“Doesn’t look like it,” he hisses.
I give it another beat or two, then turn and head back inside. “Eh. He’ll figure it out. Hopefully before the waterfall. Let’s go get you some mead.”
Zala
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”I can do what she never did, not all the times her mother had too much mead and struck out because I was just there, not when Irmgard had me whipped for nothing, not even once.
I can save her. Like she never saved me.”
— 7 hours, 27 min ago
I can save her. Like she never saved me.”
Zala
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”My name was—is—Vanja. And this is the story of how I got caught.”
her name being vanja makes me think german fantasy land that includes the slavic peoples ruled by them? pls say yes
— Feb 24, 2026 05:22PM
her name being vanja makes me think german fantasy land that includes the slavic peoples ruled by them? pls say yes
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should’ve read the blurb at least, did not expect a german fantasy land (there’s a “prinzessin” on every page to remind us)
— Feb 24, 2026 04:52PM
Zala
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”To the gremlin girls,
I would like to tell you something inspiring,
but the truth is, when life closes a door for us,
it doesn’t always open a window.
The good news is:
That’s what bricks are for.”
oh I like this dedication
— Feb 24, 2026 04:10PM
I would like to tell you something inspiring,
but the truth is, when life closes a door for us,
it doesn’t always open a window.
The good news is:
That’s what bricks are for.”
oh I like this dedication

