Status Update

Lily is on page 88 of 260

brb, currently ripping out all 260 pages of this book and individually modpodging them to my skin so that when I'm dead and burried and the maggots come to eat my rotting flesh away, they too can experience the privilege of consuming this piece of literature

— Feb 25, 2026 09:09PM

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Lily’s Previous Updates

Lily is 99% done

Technically finished, but there are 40000 pages of one of the most interesting introductions I've ever read in this edition; which is an absolute necessity for me to read rn.

— Mar 19, 2026 04:46PM

Lily is 90% done

I WAS GONNA UPDATE THAT I WAS BORED!! I AM NO LONGER BORED. WTFFF!!!

— Mar 19, 2026 10:40AM

Lily is on page 163 of 260

Being so real, when Basil isn't on the page I don't really care aboht the book as much...which is inconvenient seeing as he is not the main character.
Hoping this changes soon..I fear I love Basil too much.

— Mar 11, 2026 11:04AM

Lily is on page 72 of 260

I think I'M being really normal about this rn. No, I think YOU GUYS need to "Calm down" and "Stop eating the book Lily." Like get your acts together guys..

— Feb 20, 2026 01:24PM