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Hailey P is 37% done

“Maybe im ovulating” “you’re a stuffed animal you don’t ovulate”💀

— Feb 27, 2026 07:23PM

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Hailey’s Previous Updates

Hailey P is 98% done

The bearded dragon has an epilogue, i can’t hahah

— Feb 28, 2026 04:23PM

Hailey P is 27% done

“ you have a beautiful face, buffalo wanted me to tell you that”🤣

Buffalo is a stuffed cow btw 😭🤣

— Feb 27, 2026 03:36PM

Hailey P is 8% done

“ don’t murder where you eat or however the fucking saying goes” 🤣

— Feb 27, 2026 10:08AM

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Wut 💀

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