Keira Mueller > Status Update

Do you ever surprise yourself by writing something extremely witty? Like, sorry, I'm not that funny in real life.

Part of my WIP:
“Subpremiera Tova is unbreakable; nothing rattles her. She’s gone toe-to-toe with the Board of Premiers without batting an eyelash.”
Correct. I’d never batted my eyelashes at the Board. Blowing a fuse was more my style.

No idea why that made me crack up.