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“You’re a member of the Fyren Order, sir,” said Shuttleworth. “P-perhaps you could envisage an early retirement?”
A brutally stupid question to which Osric replied, “Do you know how Fyren are retired?”
“Er—no, sir.”
“Death.”
“Ah.”
“Bit of a problem, isn’t it?”
“Yes, sir.”
At least he doesn't have to save up for his pension.
— Mar 02, 2026 06:39AM
A brutally stupid question to which Osric replied, “Do you know how Fyren are retired?”
“Er—no, sir.”
“Death.”
“Ah.”
“Bit of a problem, isn’t it?”
“Yes, sir.”
At least he doesn't have to save up for his pension.
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There she found Scrope, studded with at least
two dozen stab wounds. Not quite dead, but not quite alive, either.
“What did you do?” gasped Aurienne.
“He fell,” said Mordaunt.
“He fell?”
“Yes. On the fork.”
“He fell on the fork? Twenty times?”
“Yes. Due to…fear.”
“What was he afraid of?”
“The fork.”
Could be aichmophobia, could be argyrophobia. We'll never know.
— Mar 02, 2026 07:02AM
two dozen stab wounds. Not quite dead, but not quite alive, either.
“What did you do?” gasped Aurienne.
“He fell,” said Mordaunt.
“He fell?”
“Yes. On the fork.”
“He fell on the fork? Twenty times?”
“Yes. Due to…fear.”
“What was he afraid of?”
“The fork.”
Could be aichmophobia, could be argyrophobia. We'll never know.
Morphing_kashi
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Aurienne studied the scars that bisected his back amid lean muscle. Harm to none aside, if one were to add to the tapestry, most of the lines required to spell TWAT were already there; it wanted only two diagonals.
Chance.
— Mar 02, 2026 06:43AM
Chance.
Morphing_kashi
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“That’s a messy kill,” said the deofol, jutting its chin towards the body.
“My client wished to send a message,” said Osric.
“Was the message I don’t know where the jugular is and had to stab him
twelve times to find it?” asked the deofol.
You get what you pay for.
— Mar 02, 2026 06:41AM
“My client wished to send a message,” said Osric.
“Was the message I don’t know where the jugular is and had to stab him
twelve times to find it?” asked the deofol.
You get what you pay for.
