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Naomi
is on page 46 of 416
when people say insta-love, they mean INSTANT LOVE. because you met this dude LESS THAN 20 PAGES AGO and you're making out, confessing your love, skipping your astronaut boot camp that's apparently your life's dream and declaring he's in your top 5 favourite people in the whole world. how old are these people? why are there 11-year-olds here? what the hell is going on? the plot is so all over the place.
— Mar 03, 2026 05:41PM
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Naomi
is on page 294 of 416
b-b-b-b-borrrringgggg i can't wait for this slop to be over
— Mar 15, 2026 06:39PM
Naomi
is on page 227 of 416
for someone who is supposed to be smart and a genius she sure is a fucking dumbass. bro murdered two people in front of you and you're wondering who the villain is you gotta have mental damage to not clock it you're too busy MAKING OUT WITH HIM. FOR SOME REASON. EVEN THOUGH HE'S A DOUCHEBAG. HOW??????????????????
— Mar 12, 2026 06:43PM
Naomi
is on page 135 of 416
maise needs to hop off wilder's dick because her hyper-dependency despite clearly being more capable than him is pissing me off.
— Mar 10, 2026 10:20PM
Naomi
is on page 76 of 416
this book is like a dogshit disneyxd movie. how does james dashner on the front cover say "this is the best book i've ever read. Ever." only true if you've read less than 3 books.
— Mar 10, 2026 04:56PM
Naomi
is on page 23 of 416
Finally we’d built a narrow staircase. As soon as we climbed up through
the hatch and onto a ledge above a private courtyard, the man’s voice said,
“Find the treasure.”
A zip line, coded map, and buried chest of chocolate coins later, a buzzer
went off.
A gate opened, and Bonnie Howell stepped in. She looked us over.
“Well, you just set an astronaut boot camp record.”
riveting stuff wtf was that
— Mar 03, 2026 05:16PM
the hatch and onto a ledge above a private courtyard, the man’s voice said,
“Find the treasure.”
A zip line, coded map, and buried chest of chocolate coins later, a buzzer
went off.
A gate opened, and Bonnie Howell stepped in. She looked us over.
“Well, you just set an astronaut boot camp record.”
riveting stuff wtf was that
