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two creepy, broke, dumbass men preying on a single mother. cant even afford a hamburger or clean up their shitty house before dragging them over. fuck the 50s.

oh no you guys ._. Finn is dead ._. the guy, you know. that one guy? who did the... the thing ._. who had a romance with Catherine... ._. that super well-developed, fleshed out romance ._. oh man my heart ... this is a painful farewell ._. oh jeez ._.

love how there is literally zero evidence in this court of law. danganronpa has stricter processes

i fucking hate the way these books refuse to introduce any of the characters. they just name some random ass faerie mid conversation when there's already a big group of people and I'm expected to remember them based on the one 10 word sentence they said 15 pages ago. really?

doesn't help they have fucking stupid ass names. Bananach? Banana-ch? ur getting called Banana now, dumbass.

50s casual misogyny in young adolescent boys. boys being discouraged from sharing their feelings and emotions so they pretend to watch mickey mouse club for the sexy lady they have a crush on but they take the show seriously in silence. interesting themes.

i love reading on the clock.

after all nicola has been through and they;re still giving her shit for not wanting to be married off at 14... wooooww.....

this is a shock to literally no one. it was made very, very clear the whole way through, dumbass.

starting off strong with a teen girl who lives with her deadbeat gambling dad and her abusive drug-addicted brother who sometimes sells her body to other drug fiends for cash. wanting to get a tattoo for control over her own body, but of courrrrse she picks the tattoo with special faerie powers......

good luck girl ur gonna need it.

why even bother "waiting" for each other. what are you waiting for? why wait to make it official? you've said you liked each other and made out twice. also why bother gaf-ing about keenan just ignore the cunt and stay in seth's iron steel house. aLSO, why has it taken you this long tO properly research the fae and defenses against them???? what have you been doing all your life????

I can’t lie I’m bored rn. Nothing has happened so far. Too much exposition between dialogue so that you lose track of whatever tf the conversations are about. And it’s just adding detail to an already established thing. Characters have not jumped out at me yet.

marcel are you fucking stupid? you know damon is fergus' dad and you know he's on a journey to kill him so you put a curse on him where if he kills his dad he'll die??? because you're in denial that pelham is his father??? YOU MORON????

two seconds home and theyre already merida-ing the only princess who's underaged. tale as old as time.

so cute! i am reminded of the game Octodad

girl straight up sniffed that boys tits

most useless teacher in the world. Poor kid straight up had a paper ball thrown at Sid's head, hit perfectly, directly as you were making eye contact and talking to him, and you do NOTHING about it. don't even acknowledge it. Bullies laughed at him, he straight up did NICHE. ZILCH. Revoke this man's license, he's a bum.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. SHEHLLEH WAS THE SUPERNATURAL. kinda. no spoilers gang.

Priya was my favourite character followed closely by Mack, for everyone who cares.

gotta say i was confused at the sudden burst of stupidity. why would you consider levaing ur friend there? why would you not finish him off or at least have someone stay back and if he gets up again give him another head thump? how could you possibly believe he would stay down??? when do they ever stay down?

this guy isn't even a supernatural entity he's a fucking loser that has to drive a shitty truck every summer to get to the town LMAO. Legit does Halloween pranks.

and i get it. the guy is a metaphor for the patriarchy, sexual assault, and female oppression. The girls coming together as a group to defeat Jack is them defeating the hold every asshole male has on them. specially priya and shelley. SHELLLEYYY

i physically cannot be afraid of smiling jack. his vibes remind me of a crossover OC mix between eyeless jack, laughing jack, and jeff the killer. this is someones creepypasta fanfiction.
even when he's chasing Shelley, all i can think of is Randy from South Park shouting "SHELLLEYYYYYYY"

so CLOSE TO FINISHING AND I HAVE TO WAIT 3 DAYS TO READ IT UHGHHHH

baddie marcel

Oh...... marcel and fergus are actually twin brothers....

"As close as two boys can be. Could Lord Alwyn really be suggesting that..."

i confidently said lovers bruh i was way off

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID? THE EVIL BITCH THAT LIED ABOUT BEING YOUR MOTHER WHO DOESN'T BAT AN EYE AT BURNING OPRHANS TO DEATH AND WHO KILLED THE ELF WOMAN WITH P O I S O N WHICH MADE HER LIPS TURN BLUE AND THE QUEEN WHO WAS POISONED AND HER LIPS TURNED BLUE.... YOU'RE NOT PUTTING TWO AND TWO TOGETHER??????????? SO CLOSE YET SO FAR HOLY SHIT.

oop, another man who's a rapist,,, half of the friend group are victims. only the lesbian couple haven't been assaulted GO TEAM!

wow what a plot twist.

and even starkey too like he was so fine with telling marcel to fuck off when he was useless and couldnt come with them because of the ring. so quick to abandon an entire heir, not even to reunite him with his family. completely unapolegtic barely even promised to come back for him. and hector his little side bitch puppy dog brute just doing everything he says like a whipped simp.... please. they got nothing on alwyn

i kneeeewwww it. they were so chill with arson and potentially killing innocent people you think they'd gaf about these elf people? or Bea? omg they're literally those 2020 tiktokers that love arson and killing orphans.

growing up with a creepypasta phase makes Smiling Jack intrinsically much less scary.