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marcel a baddie love the relationship between him and fergus as rivals too. b-b-b-b-b-b-bl vibes baby. trusting him to cut his finger off for him wowwowowowowow

poor troy just wants to smooch and spend time with eleanor without her getting involved in murder and risking herself getting killed lol

i don't understand why she's being so rude to Derek he's just trying to tell her the truth. Like why is she tougher with him than Tori? Not excusing how he grabbed her though that was a dick move.

strong start, got distracted and ended up reading it on the floor when i meant to just grab it from my shelf and flip through it lol

THIS DUMBASS LASTED 70 PAGES. YOU BROKE THE ONLY RULE ON THE FIRST DAY BRUH. NOT EVEN A FULL 24 HOURS.

what??!??!? the politics are complicated and there's no easy solution!?!?!?!?!? critical thinking required to enjoY!!!

i think i've already gussed the plot twist...

"So sorry we're cramping your style, Kitty," Benny says from behind us. "Didn't know there was a cool register we needed to fill out before coming here."

WHO TF SAYS THAT THAT WAS NOT A GOOD COMEBACK.

that was the most suspicious reaction to a dead body ever it's like they're not even trying to hide their involvement

no christopher don't blame yourself ;-;

woah,,,, this girl ive only spoken to once for 2 minutes in the principals office.... shes unlike anyone i've ever met.... even though i know nothing about her and the statement is probably true considering her past i'm about to uncover in a few pages, there was nothing really outstanding about her based on our interactions.... but i feel it.... in my gut.... and my dic- *GUNSHOT*

first of all im already shocked by the standard. this book was written for 9-12 year olds but its an epic fantasy trilogy with 400+ pages. 2004 this was published. If this were written now it would be for ages 14+ with the literacy crisis we're struggling with .... makes me sad :(

benedict cummbernad

Daniel x Jude could have been our friends to enemies to lovers werewolf yaoi. HE INFECTED HIM WITH WOLF AIDS.

also i knew pete couldnt be trusted he was being too clingy one of those 'nice guys' that lose their shit when you reject them

youve already told ur dad u love daniel but now youre refusing to commit and being wishy washy as FUCK.

and how dare you waste his money and refuse to take the pastels he bought for you dont be UNGRATEFUL WHO ARE YOU PROVING A POINT TO?

quite frankly idgaf about liza shes the kind of girl high school me would despise.

its a lost cause, alberons a twat, chris is losing his shit, the merron are wasted on these people, razi deserves better, wynter gets ignored and shafted for being a woman, just... give up and find a cabin in the woods to live in peace leave alberon to fuck his own kingdom up. stupid twat.

omegaverse referencces my favourite

"Lock your window," he said, and did a backflip dive off the roof."

alright spiderman, the stairs were right there but that works too ig.

Jude is a snake. you know what jude is a reference to? JUDAS. Period.

MC didnt want the pancakes with CHOCOLATE CHIPS that her mom made, so she gives it to the stray cat.

SHE GAVE PANCAKES. WITH *CHOCOLATE*. TO A CAT.

THAT CAT IS DEAD NOW.

*creepy guy outside car parked in alleyway where crime happens*
"Pop the hood," creepy voice says
"Go away!" I shout with fear
"Do it. I'm trying to help." creepy voice says huskily
"okay" *pops the hood*

GIRL. WHERE IS YOUR SURVIVAL SKILLS?

i don't like supernatural romance why am i reading this

i knowwww who it iiisss.

Homer let the Barts out.