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SHE'S DRINKING AT HER MOMS FUNERAL. Emma i could smack you

surprisingly the themes and issues it is exploring is very relevant to what's happening now, particularly in America...

i dont understand why theyre all tip toeing around her like her ass is made of diamonds and gold or something. Shes acting very unstable and clearly needs help but they 'pale and quiver' when she pushes them away and yells. what????????

the book is written like youre reading their weekly homework tasks. interesting format but nothing's grabbed me yet

cliff diving because shes so brocken and unfeeling i hope she hits her head on the rocks

wishing she was a boy so she could love a girl but she cant help loving the boy but shes pretending to be a boy so she cant be open about it because the boy she likes thinks shes a boy and she wants to be a boy but she wants to love a boy what a mind trip

"His minty breath floated to my nose."
there is not a single person in the whole universe who naturally wakes up in the morning with minty breath. and especially not shirtless with perfectly tanned skin and swept back blond hair this mf not real.

this childrens book could never have been released today. we got:

cross dressing (thats fine)
12 year olds smoking cigarettes (thats not fine)
a 12 year old girl described as easy and animalistic for having 'big breasts' and happily letting the boys grope her (wtf)
main character being forced to use the boys changing room and describing the other 12 year old boys willies in graphic detail, cocktail sausages and wtf

‘There is something addictive about this.’ I joined another cluster of
pieces together. ‘I don’t get it, but I can’t quit. Maybe it’s the challenge.
Needing to see it completed, no matter how tedious.’
‘Maybe it’s because once you put all the pieces together, you end up with
something beautiful.’ A light shiver trailed along my back when I found his
soothing blue eyes soaking me in.

CORNY ASS

why she mad evan in a photo with a girl like she's not the one that left him

poor ingvar getting abused lol. also this feels like transgender allegory with Simone preferring being Simon. Cute story so far, even though i know nothing about swedish culture other than pewdiepie

also theres an overabundance of 'i should have pushed him away but for some reason i agreed to it instead'
or 'i would have said no but for some reason i decided to go against every logical thought and do it anyway'
'i dont let people in... but im gonna edge this guy for no reason instead of cutting off his undeserved interest in me for no reason'
ZERO. CONSISTENCY. IN THE CHARACTERS.

SHE'S PISSING ME RIGHT OFF. her overdramatic edgniness being a sudden bitch to everyone "i dont go to parties... heh... im a bit crazy.... you don't know the first thing about me... don't talk to me... i listen to the silence..."
girl what are you on rn.

im immature so i cant help calling it fruitloops & dipshits

its like shes learned nothing from the past 2 books. 1000 pages of development gone absolutely nowhere

very sad goodreads has the right cover but not the right page number for my edition :( but id ratehr go for the right cover image because it looks nicer in the list teehee. rip my page reading stats tho
theres 485 pages not 430

Emma wat the frick you can’t get mad at Evan for being nice to the new girl and then flirt and prioritise your MOMS BOYFRIEND over your actual bf and best friends!!!!!!

first of all the mum lied about being sober within a week of staying, and why is emma acting like she's being forced to stay there and deal with the awkwardness?? "I wish i was back in California" GIRL YOU CAN GO ANYTIME????????? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO RANDOMLY DECIDED TO MOVE IN ON YOUR OWN?????? NO ONE IS STOPPING YOU???

I hit a flow state OHH. MY. GOD. LECK IS ONE OF THE MOST WELL WRITTEN VILLAINS IN ALL OF FANTASY.

“Little girls are even more perfect when they bleed.” AND THE KEY TO THE CIPHER BEING MONSTER?????????!!!!! And they think he’s referring to herself NOOOO ITS FIRE omg the world building is so good leck is such a psychopath I can’t even

i understand her reasons for not wanting to tell anyone about the abuse (even tho those kids should not be with such a psycho mother) but if thats the case just hit her back bro what is she gonna do fr. if she kicks you out you can stay with sara like huh.

so far nothings really happened, just going to school, interacting with evan and sara, going home, 1/3 chance of her getting beat up for no reason, next day sara sees and gets sad but emma refuses to tell anyone so nothing happens. rinse and repeat.

I am shocked, but honestly not angry that Archer is dead. He was a careless, jealous hoe, tbh.

OHHHHH MY GOD THE BOY WAS KING LECK HOW DID I NOT REALISE

part 3...
omg this book is really good highly recommend so far 0_0

sorry but why is every woman pregnant right now?