Naomi’s Reviews > Daughter of Smoke and Bone > Status Update

so everyone loved her because she was SOOOOOOOOOO beautiful, and the guys all wanted to smash because she was "SOOOO beautiful" and so "pure" because she is a virgin. and her best friend was jealous of her because she was "SOOOOO BEAUTIFUL" and the hottest demon of the realm wanted her cause she has nice mostly HUMAN body not a filthy animal chimaera body and she's virgin pure and SOOOO BEAUTIFUL

girl whatever,,,...

i've hit the point now where i'm skimming and i don't care. "she was wind and door and home" i'm so sick of nouns being used as adjectives
"they were fire and brimstone and together they were forbidden and despaired and love" yaaaaawn whatever insta-love propaganda your stupid words won't make me root for you. you only are attracted to him because he's shirtless and stoic and ripped.

huh. reaaaaal convenient.

lowkey interested in razgut. hes got tortured uke potential

plots finally moving. feel bad for that deformed angel guy. akiva, what a dick you are. insta-love at first sight incoming hooray.

if this shit doesn't knock my socks off i'm not reading the rest of the series even though i have them.

hot guy apparently has cropped hair close to his scalp. not my type. therefore - ugly.

brimstone gives dilf vibes.

here we go she's an inhuman Mary Sue who speaks 100 different languages and receives new languages from a God thing for her birthdays, uses her wish beads to get whatever she wants, is a super genius artist who's not like other girls with blue hair, and got totally back at her mean ex-boyfriend who cheated on her like a girlboss slay. YAWNNNNNN.

guy is blonde? long hair? infiltrates her school to get her attention? this bitch is Keenan from Wicked Lovely... i hope to fuck this is not what i think it is