kenzie’s Reviews > Wuthering Heights > Status Update
kenzie
is 86% done
like why do we keep letting him monologue .. someone muzzle him yuck i’m sick of it
— Mar 03, 2026 07:14PM
2 likes · Like flag
kenzie’s Previous Updates
kenzie
is 55% done
after reading this, it is even more hilarious (and unfortunate) that they chose jacob elordi to play heathcliff. unless it was satire, which maybe the whole movie is supposed to be, but nonetheless, a laughable choice
— Feb 27, 2026 07:45AM
kenzie
is 30% done
what's ironic is that the voice actor for joseph in the audiobook sounds almost like latin with how thick the accent is which ofc is the devil's language so basically he is satan. which fits.
— Feb 21, 2026 09:40AM
kenzie
is 22% done
no way he was like I literally counted all the times you hung out with them vs. me and my time was less so now you have to hang out with me. BROTHER PLEASE
— Feb 20, 2026 12:17PM
kenzie
is 11% done
if heathcliff could say, “you stupid idiot” after every line, he would.
— Feb 18, 2026 06:56PM
