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Keeley is 52% done

I am always baffled at people in potentially dangerous situations being able to feel sexually aroused. Literally, the last thing on my mind, if I'm watching my back, is getting in a vulnerable state of undress and distraction.

— Mar 03, 2026 08:16PM

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Keeley’s Previous Updates

Keeley is 75% done

— Mar 26, 2026 11:59AM

Keeley is 72% done

— Mar 24, 2026 06:34PM

Keeley is 69% done

— Mar 17, 2026 08:48AM

Keeley is 66% done

— Mar 11, 2026 06:52PM

Keeley is 62% done

Really? A hickey at your big age?

— Mar 09, 2026 04:05PM

Keeley is 61% done

At this point, if they get ambushed, they deserve it. I don't think this is a thriller, though, so, they'll probably be fine.

— Mar 08, 2026 10:49AM

Keeley is 58% done

Oh. My. God. Why would you ditch the protection *before* the target is actually acquired? Don't you know most auto accidents happen between 5 and 10 miles from home, which is a great perspective to carry into other situations because you don't stop paying attention until you're *actually* home. It's amateur hour over here.

— Mar 07, 2026 05:23PM

Keeley is 55% done

Yeah, don't worry, guy, I'm judging your stupidity, as well. We're on the same page.

— Mar 07, 2026 04:52PM

Keeley is 55% done

— Mar 06, 2026 01:39PM

Keeley is 50% done

— Feb 28, 2026 09:02PM