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Maaaaaaaaaaan, Quentin is really hung up on Alice and Penny. Maybe I’d be more sympathetic if it wasn’t for the whole…

Y’know.

Sleeping with Janet and Eliot.

Guys and gals, if anyone defends cheating with “I got confused. Life just seemed so empty […] we have to live while we can,” then you run and don’t look back.

So Lovelady wound up in a magical surveillance state. This is the most chilling I’ve found the book since the Beast attacked.

Speaking of — when is the Beast going to be relevant again? The pacing here leaves something to be desired.

Questions I never thought I’d ask:

Is arctic fox sex consensual if your faculties are altered by the transformation?

I’m guessing Ember and Umber are the Aslan deconstruction?

That’s a description of breasts I never want to read again.

Not the glass creature!

Some people get senioritis. Some people get Senior Depression.

I was on the same side of the scale as Q.