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“All you need is one. What about Liza McGee? She’s cute.”
Charlie could not disguise his horror. “She’s, like, nineteen!”
I shrugged. “That’s legal enough.”
HELL NAH
— Mar 05, 2026 06:52PM
Charlie could not disguise his horror. “She’s, like, nineteen!”
I shrugged. “That’s legal enough.”
HELL NAH
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“I looked down at one, then the other, then back up. “Are you Ji Chang Wook–ing me right now?”
Hell nah
— Mar 05, 2026 06:59PM
Hell nah
Amal
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“We got a surprise upgrade to a VIP room, for example, because my dad’s surgery was the ten-thousandth one they’d performed.”
Why is she dumb bro. Ik some things are obvious to the reader but if I were in that situation it would be obvious to me. Also how tf does she not know how to use an Uber? Like u didn’t leave the house often so that means u don’t know how to use an Uber? Lies no one is this dumb.
— Mar 05, 2026 06:58PM
Why is she dumb bro. Ik some things are obvious to the reader but if I were in that situation it would be obvious to me. Also how tf does she not know how to use an Uber? Like u didn’t leave the house often so that means u don’t know how to use an Uber? Lies no one is this dumb.
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But I was so angry I didn’t care. “I don’t even know what to do right now,” I said. “But I know one thing for sure. If Dad dies? If your trip to the beach kills our father? You will never see me again—guaranteed.”
“If my trip to the beach kills our father,” Sylvie said, “we’ll be even. Because your trip to the mountains killed our mom”
BACK UP SYLVIE THATS INSANE THING TO SAY
— Mar 05, 2026 06:54PM
But I was so angry I didn’t care. “I don’t even know what to do right now,” I said. “But I know one thing for sure. If Dad dies? If your trip to the beach kills our father? You will never see me again—guaranteed.”
“If my trip to the beach kills our father,” Sylvie said, “we’ll be even. Because your trip to the mountains killed our mom”
BACK UP SYLVIE THATS INSANE THING TO SAY
Amal
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“Then, for a grand finale, I made him do a close read with me of Ji Chang Wook executing a perfect Korean drama cool-guy kiss—slowing the clip down frame by frame and pausing to point out “nuances, subtext, and emotional body language of the kiss journey.”
Ji Chang Wook mentioned 😍
— Mar 05, 2026 06:51PM
Ji Chang Wook mentioned 😍
Amal
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He said something abt eating cereal w water which was absolutely disgusting
— Mar 05, 2026 06:50PM
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“Here’s the thing. Honestly, in that moment, I just wanted to go home. “Charlie?” I said. “No.”
Then I stood up and walked over to my bags.
Charlie followed me. “No?”
THANK YOU.
— Mar 05, 2026 06:47PM
Then I stood up and walked over to my bags.
Charlie followed me. “No?”
THANK YOU.
Amal
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“I tried to make the shift: today, apparently, he thought I was dazzling. And now, also, after reading my stuff: someone he wanted to hire.”
Self respect where
— Mar 05, 2026 06:47PM
Self respect where
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“Should I believe you?” I asked, mostly to myself.
“I can’t tell you what to do,” Charlie said. “But I have yet to mention the bears.”
“Seriously?” I said.
“It’s cool,” Charlie said then, calling my bluff. “I can tell you prefer to be”—he looked around—“alone.”
Is she brain dead? Yk what I thought she was joking but she being fr who the hell falls for that
— Mar 05, 2026 06:45PM
“I can’t tell you what to do,” Charlie said. “But I have yet to mention the bears.”
“Seriously?” I said.
“It’s cool,” Charlie said then, calling my bluff. “I can tell you prefer to be”—he looked around—“alone.”
Is she brain dead? Yk what I thought she was joking but she being fr who the hell falls for that
