Status Update

Janessa is 37% done

“You’re so weird. Like a girl in a horror movie, just lurking, never speaking.”

Meeee if my book boyfriends were real & I got caught stalking 😂😂

— Mar 05, 2026 08:15PM

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Janessa’s Previous Updates

Janessa is 77% done

•theories are brewing with me and Samantha.
•Me and Samantha every time his “thighs” are mentioned: *gnawing at the bars of our enclosure*
•He whimpers? I’m deceased🫠🫠
•Who built this man for us? The words of endearment are quite literally making me want to throw my kindle. MY HEART ❤️‍🔥
•moon references? YES PLS

— Mar 10, 2026 10:30PM

Janessa is 66% done

How does he know my hyper independent self needed this? THIS MAN IS BUILT FOR US 🤧. My heart!!

— Mar 10, 2026 08:48PM

Janessa is 64% done

“You like my thighs?”
“Nope you misheard me”
“I’d pay good money to watch you grind on one of them”

The way I CACKLED OUT LOUD 🤣🙂‍↕️, Alex got game, and Ophelia doesn’t have a comeback this time lol

— Mar 10, 2026 08:06PM

Janessa is 61% done

I mean OPHELIA do you want him or not? I am getting whiplash 😂. I get he’s the enemy but it’s ok to be more than that for a bit!

— Mar 06, 2026 08:55PM

Janessa is 53% done

“She stains the corners of my gray cloud orange, but I have a feeling I make her bright colors gray.”

Me and Samantha are quite literally melting away 🥹❤️‍🩹🫂

— Mar 06, 2026 07:11PM

Janessa is 52% done

“I’m going to die, and I haven’t even done today’s Wordle.”

Girl 😂😂

— Mar 06, 2026 06:53PM

Janessa is 45% done

“He didn’t deserve it.”

YK YOU RIGHT BC YOU DID 😈😈🤪🤪

— Mar 06, 2026 09:52AM

Janessa is 43% done

Every time Shawn speaks:

All of a sudden I hear this agitating voice…

— Mar 05, 2026 09:09PM

Janessa is 37% done

The emails always send me into a non stop giggle omg hahaaahaha 🙈😂