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“Damn, it even records that,” he said, glancing down at his crotch.
Basil shot him a disbelieving glance. “You’re kidding,” he said, before taking the book. [..]When the page finished glowing, he read what was written while lips curved into a shit-eating grin, before he handed it back to Yala.
“I win.”
[..]“It doesn’t count as better just because you have two of them.”
Doesn't it?🤣
— Mar 06, 2026 10:08AM
Basil shot him a disbelieving glance. “You’re kidding,” he said, before taking the book. [..]When the page finished glowing, he read what was written while lips curved into a shit-eating grin, before he handed it back to Yala.
“I win.”
[..]“It doesn’t count as better just because you have two of them.”
Doesn't it?🤣
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Morphing_kashi
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“Really, Clayton? Tell me what it looks like then, cause from where I’m standing it looks like YOU’RE FUCKING MY SISTER!”
Oh my. Guess we weren’t the only ones having a bit of fun.
Dante and I shared a look, before he waved me over to kneel by the hedge to better listen.
“She just fell!” the man cried.
“On his dick?” I whispered.
Could happen to anyone. 😏
— Mar 06, 2026 10:06AM
Oh my. Guess we weren’t the only ones having a bit of fun.
Dante and I shared a look, before he waved me over to kneel by the hedge to better listen.
“She just fell!” the man cried.
“On his dick?” I whispered.
Could happen to anyone. 😏
Morphing_kashi
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“I just don’t know what to do about him,” I said finally.
“You don’t know what to do with the hot rich man with the magical castle, who vowed to take you anywhere you wanted to go?” Alexis hummed and leaned against the rock. “Honey, I’m gonna be honest with you. I don’t understand the problem.”
That makes two of us.
— Mar 06, 2026 10:05AM
“You don’t know what to do with the hot rich man with the magical castle, who vowed to take you anywhere you wanted to go?” Alexis hummed and leaned against the rock. “Honey, I’m gonna be honest with you. I don’t understand the problem.”
That makes two of us.
Morphing_kashi
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Dante’s grin came straight for the cartilage in my knees and I had to focus to stay upright.
The cartilage?? Just say your knees grew weak.
— Mar 06, 2026 10:04AM
The cartilage?? Just say your knees grew weak.
Morphing_kashi
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“Cherry, you are reading way too much into this. A man got high and bit you. It doesn’t mean it’s going to end in cannibalism.”
Words to live by.
— Mar 06, 2026 10:03AM
Words to live by.
