Missy Phoenix’s Reviews > Hamlet > Status Update

- very fond of when characters in shakespeare plays start talking like bill and ted

- hamlet, an empath, is clearly sensing that there's something afoot in denmark. LOL

- what does a woman such as myself have to do around here to get a prince, mad with love, to come into my private room with no hat on his head and his stockings fouled?

- polonius is not a great dad i fear

- woman here. if my brother was like "make sure to keep your virginity" and then my dad was like "yeah he's right. also you are a stupid baby" i think i'd go crazy. ophelia is braver than any us marine

- past tense of methinks ("methought") is kinda making your girl me giggle not gonna lie

- queen gertrude is such a stone-cold bitch omg. she's really like Hi son. wait ur still upset that ur dad died a little less than two months ago? cringe. LOL