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Christine
is 67% done
Did you know that cemeteries are more honest than hospitals because they make it clear people going there dead are never coming out? (Or something)
#I’m14AndThisIsDeep
— Mar 07, 2026 07:50PM
#I’m14AndThisIsDeep
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Christine
is 41% done
Most teen girls’ bones turn to rusty metal overnight:
Town Women: Is this something we did?
Town Men: they’re just doing this for attention
Character’s mom: girls are always trouble
Character’s ex: hey uh my baby mama is rusty now, wanna smash?
Character: everyone asks what the doctors want, but what do the rusty girls want? (Doesn’t ask them)
NO ONE WOULD ACT THIS WAY IF PEOPLE WENT BODY HORROR WTF
— Mar 06, 2026 06:25PM
Town Women: Is this something we did?
Town Men: they’re just doing this for attention
Character’s mom: girls are always trouble
Character’s ex: hey uh my baby mama is rusty now, wanna smash?
Character: everyone asks what the doctors want, but what do the rusty girls want? (Doesn’t ask them)
NO ONE WOULD ACT THIS WAY IF PEOPLE WENT BODY HORROR WTF
Christine
is 25% done
Narrator sounds like an overly dramatic 14 year old, and the alleged body horror isn’t described with any detail.
A girl was lethargic and you saw a deep cut that looked “like oxidized metal” and have decided that the bones of half the teen girls in town have been replaced by rusty metal? You didn’t even touch the wound. Of course no one thinks that happened you rude whiny little weirdo.
— Mar 05, 2026 11:06PM
A girl was lethargic and you saw a deep cut that looked “like oxidized metal” and have decided that the bones of half the teen girls in town have been replaced by rusty metal? You didn’t even touch the wound. Of course no one thinks that happened you rude whiny little weirdo.
