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“Do you still have your hamster?”
“Guinea pig.”
“Same thing. Do you still have it?”
“Yeah.” I pause. “Why?”
“Just making sure that a giant rat isn’t trying to eat my jeans.”

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“I only knew you for twenty-four hours, but I’ve never missed anyone so much.”

“It’s the calm, earnest way he’s looking at me that does it. It snaps what’s left of my terror of being rejected, and I’m abruptly done with whatever fearful bullshit my brain is trying to feed me.”

“But if you cut him out like you did three weeks ago, you’d just be making this decision for him.”

“And I’ve been scared, scared like never before, that I’d hurt you..That I’d left you in some—any kind of pain. That I couldn’t make amends. Which, let me tell you, is no fun when you know in your lizard brain that you’re about five minutes from falling in love with someone. Maybe past. Can’t really tell.”

“Is it your first time?”
I blink at him. “Breathing?”

Girl... 🤣

“He’s as towering as a Greenlandic mountain range”

“He looks like a corporate version of Thor. Like Platinum Ragnarok.”

“D-did you just speak?”
“I did.”
“In English?”
“I believe so, yes.”

She's so funny😂😂

“Like his ancestors frolicked below the aurora borealis on their way to funding Ikea.”

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