Jacob Morris’s Reviews > Holy Bible: Containing the Old and New Testaments, Translated Out of the Original Tongues and with the Former Translations Diligently Compared and Revised by His Majesty's Special Command > Status Update

So, you know how they revealed who killed Laura Palmer halfway through Twin Peaks’ second season, then spent the remainder of it meandering through impenetrably dull sub-plots?

Well, the Israelites reach Mount Sinai halfway through the Book of Exodus.

Moses desperately could have done with an editor.

Still hasn’t passed the bechdel test, but I remain ever hopeful. I’m still in the Old Testament.

Looking forward to the next couple of chapter, Jacob is about to be born: Huge news for Jacobs everywhere.

It’s not what it looks like, I swear.