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How do you "lift a sardonic eyebrow"? Doesn't the act of lifting an eyebrow imply sardonicism? (Is that even a word?) Can you...lift a happy eyebrow? Lift a...ravenous eyebrow? Then the Styx guy "chuckled diabolically". Suffice it to say, Huber is already annoying the hell out of me with her excessive use of adverbs.
— Mar 22, 2012 06:59AM
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Awwww, lookit all that cheesy goodness! Yeah, the heroine (whats-her-face) was all "damsel in distress", crying all over the damn place. And yeah, the hero (VamPecker C) was constantly growling & adjusting his GINORMOUS pecker...but "Mine" was a billion times better than, say, Everwhore. Sure, I thought "WTF am I reading?!?" a few times, but then my nips got hard & forgot all about it. Huzzah!
— Mar 23, 2012 06:27AM
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Mar 22, 2012 07:02AM
lol It should probably be, "he lifted his brow sardonically" or He lifted a brow and gave a smirk that only lifted a corner of his mouth. "Really?"
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LOL! *Lethal is lifting her eyebrow orgasmically*(All that really means is my eyebrow is twitching)
lol Don't lift your eyebrow during orgasm! It may get stuck that way!I lift my brows all the damn time. Usually you can't tell how I'm doing it without the matching facial expressions.
LOL, Lethal!Just the act of lifting one eyebrow sets your face in a sardonic/haughty and/or questioning expression so there aren't many choices as to what that conveys.
(I tried to smile while lifting an eyebrow and looked like a maniac.)
Wow I've never had a status update challenge me to make so many faces in the mirror before. I've now lifted a shockingly puzzled eyebrow, a rage-filled eyebrow, a hurt and woebegone eyebrow, and -- dare I say it -- an eyebrow as a prelude to such a deeply passionate and lusty look that I immediately had sex with my reflection.
I hate to say it, Leth, but no, a lifted eyebrow is not sardonic by default. But I thank you, and my reflection thanks you, for that little empirical exercise.
I hate to say it, Leth, but no, a lifted eyebrow is not sardonic by default. But I thank you, and my reflection thanks you, for that little empirical exercise.
LMAO @ D.G. & Moss! Moss, you have become the connoisseur of all that is Awesomesauce. I will not kiss your feet but I will look at them faux longing.
We lift our brow to you Mossy
I lift a humble eyebrow in both your directions. Too kind, too kind...
