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Awwww, lookit all that cheesy goodness! Yeah, the heroine (whats-her-face) was all "damsel in distress", crying all over the damn place. And yeah, the hero (VamPecker C) was constantly growling & adjusting his GINORMOUS pecker...but "Mine" was a billion times better than, say, Everwhore. Sure, I thought "WTF am I reading?!?" a few times, but then my nips got hard & forgot all about it. Huzzah!
— Mar 23, 2012 06:27AM
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How do you "lift a sardonic eyebrow"? Doesn't the act of lifting an eyebrow imply sardonicism? (Is that even a word?) Can you...lift a happy eyebrow? Lift a...ravenous eyebrow? Then the Styx guy "chuckled diabolically". Suffice it to say, Huber is already annoying the hell out of me with her excessive use of adverbs.
— Mar 22, 2012 06:59AM
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Mar 23, 2012 06:36AM
Trying to decide if I should giveth 3 stars because of the utter ridiculousness of Mine or bump it for 4 because it hit my "smut" button. Decisions, decisions.
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