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jaide
is on page 9 of 288
‘she has not masturbated, ever, as she is saving herself for a ben or jake or paul who will undoubtedly be a virgin himself. maybe not jake. jakes are sometimes fucks. i don’t know. i’m riffing. i want another bump before we have to go back on shift.’
— Mar 09, 2026 08:46AM
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jaide
is on page 90 of 288
‘i swing the mace into the top of hilda’s skull.’
knew that was gonna happen. goodbye forever, hilda.
— 1 hour, 40 min ago
knew that was gonna happen. goodbye forever, hilda.
jaide
is on page 64 of 288
‘and i certainly don’t intend to be around for when he realizes he prefers his missionary style cocaine and martini banality’
— 2 hours, 3 min ago
jaide
is on page 64 of 288
‘i don’t feel like putting out though, not tonight, and it would surely be expected. a diversion would be nice, but the eye contact, the human company. i do not want the interaction.’
— 11 hours, 44 min ago
jaide
is on page 57 of 288
‘i do not want to go, i do not want to be anywhere.’
— 12 hours, 45 min ago
jaide
is on page 48 of 288
‘the man is clearly a sadist, and i have to say i deeply respect him for it.’
— 18 hours, 29 min ago
jaide
is on page 25 of 288
‘i inhale the air of the early evening, the bougainvillea bloom perfume, the light slanting sideways, long shadows, late heat, and i revel in the glory that is some degree of certainty about life. that is knowing home and fearing no one.’
i’m literally obsessed with this book already.
— Mar 09, 2026 11:28AM
i’m literally obsessed with this book already.
jaide
is on page 15 of 288
‘i saw humans. humans trying so hard to make meaning, to create a space for meaning. an experience. something to be desired.’
— Mar 09, 2026 10:42AM
jaide
is on page 5 of 288
‘kate’s nose drips another drop of red, mingling with his hair, and i am filled with a deep and unwavering love. for kate. for this job. for all of it.’
what the hell i already love this book.
— Mar 09, 2026 08:34AM
what the hell i already love this book.
jaide
is starting
‘men are insipid, stupid creatures.’
wow, page 1. i love this book already.
— Mar 09, 2026 08:19AM
wow, page 1. i love this book already.

