Keith’s Reviews > Awakened > Status Update

The Native American character is calling the two white leads "the Great Ones". Oh lordy lordy, Miz Scarlett.

"Kent, you’re talking in riddles. I’m starting to feel really upset here. Are you saying you’re not really my husband?" - Actually, he really isn't. You just got given fake documentation so you could pass as a married couple, then decided you were really married.

"Both Kent and Lisa ran into each other’s arms. Kent lifted Lisa off her feet, twirling her around while drinking in her scent and warmth. They drew each other close and lost themselves in a barrage of…" - Of cheese?

"Suddenly there was the sound of zippers moving, Velcro stripping, leather snapping and hammers being pulled back as half-a-dozen in the crowd now trained their previously concealed weapons onto the tw…" - 'Murica, f**k yeah!

"The agent’s weapon rose into the air and he cranked off a very loud round into the ceiling." - No, this isn't a euphemism. I've never heard "cranked" use to describe firing a gun before - is it a clockpunk spring-gun?

Well, it only took 200-odd pages, but finally the paranormal plot promised in the prologue and cryptic quotes rears its sparkly head!

""I’m Admiral Dark,” he reached out to shake their hands and then took a seat across from them at the table.
“Is that really your name?” Lisa asked." - The characters are starting to rebel against the silliness!

"a very handsome, tanned-skined thirty-something officer" - EDITOR!

"Kent felt her fingernails running teasingly along the outside of his French briefs, sending some sudden and astonishing sensations through his jewels." - And with that, we're back to giggleworthy sexytimes after a few chapters of conspiracy theory tedium.