Johanna’s Reviews > In the Kingdom of Ice: The Grand and Terrible Polar Voyage of the USS Jeannette > Status Update

Hm if I needed eye surgery in the arctic in the 1880s I’d tell them to just kill me instead I think 🤮

Maybe the fates of the ocean hates everyone except Shackleton..?

Personally I don’t care how strange other customs are-in a precarious situation I’d prefer a variety just in case tbh

Same thing happened to Shackleton ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ someone’s gotta be the first to disprove the tropical polar continents

When did we switch from artificial suns to electric lights? Boo 🗣️ tomato tomato tomato 🗣️

The French being rejected immediately point blank above all other nationalities is so funny tho

Testing my mettle in the arctic sounds like it would suck balls tbh

I really enjoyed The Wide Wide Sea, but I think this has more engaging writing

“It’s a well known fact that-“ whoa whoa hold ur horses! Little stories of land from a single source that no one else can find is not a well known fact 😭

How does one raise a son-too much protection and he joins the navy, too much freedom and he becomes wild. At least the age of exploration is over I guess. But a boy could still try to be an astronaut or explore the ocean or something